Monday, November 14, 2005

Ninjanun Needs...

This game is going around where you type your name into Google followed by the word "needs," and then post the first ten things that pop up. So here's mine (I used my real name, obviously. If I type in "Ninjanun" I mostly get my own material):

1. Ninjanun needs to know exactly how much light will reach the film.

I admit, I have a hard time getting the lighting right when I use the camera.

2. Ninjanun never knew love could hurt this much. She realizes she needs to let go.

Believe me, I know love can hurt this much.

3. Ninjanun needs the Powerful Protection Spell.

How did they know? I always play a character with a low AC.

4. Ninjanun needs expert care and stimulation.

I'll let this one pass without comment.

5. Ninjanun needs a family to provide her with structure, accept her for who she is, and give her unconditional love.

They've obviously read the posts in which I discuss this.

6. Ninjanun needs all five of her riders around her at all times!

Cool, I have a posse!

7. Ninjanun needs to take some chances and mix things up a little.

I can agree with this.

8. Ninjanun needs to get the media on her side.

It's essential for world-domination, yo.

9. Ninjanun needs a new budget to reflect that difference.

What difference?

10. Ninjanun is a diamond in the rough that needs no polishing.

Huzzah!

And I had to add this one:

11. Ninjanun needs to watch out because if she goes after Brooke she'll have to deal with Ric and she won't like the outcome of that.

In my spare time, I play a character on a soap-opera.

And what does the Pete need?


1. The Pete needs a "good slap."

2. The Pete, he needs our prayers.

3. The Pete needs a friend.

4. The Pete needs to consider writing his own Pizza preparation book.

5. The Pete NEEDS TUB! (sweetie, I think this should be interpreted to mean HOT TUB!)

6. The Pete needs to stop blaming Mom.

7. The Pete needs some advice on screeding his floor.

8. The Pete needs to consult with MEG group to fix date.

9. The Pete needs to go Well fuck you, dude!

10. If you share the Pete’s optimism and vision for America, then he needs your vote.

2 comments:

dufflehead said...

what's funny is that i have thought about running for president, or rather, presidential council made up of 4 people. 1 person would have a majority vote each year for the 4 year term . . . .

Wasp Jerky said...

-Kevin Needs Your Help!

-Kevin needs guns and kung-fu to go with his philosophy 3. Kevin needs his friends to constantly tell him he's the best 4. Kevin needs to be locked up

-Kevin needs prayers!

-We Need to Talk About Kevin

-Kevin needs a wardrobe expert

-Kevin needs our help

-Kevin Needs Your Money

-Kevin needs to get Martin Sargent set up before he moves back to SF so we can here what the Sarge is up to these days

-Kevin needs expert witnesses, research, and other things that the court is unlikely to provide much financial help for

-I think Kevin needs a job where he can work at home or where he can work 2-3 days a week, and while he works, Lucy works from home